The Voice of Sanity
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
Upon returning from Japan recently, like you, I have only just come to terms with the death of Wacko Jacko (aka Michael Jackson) and now, like a hammer blow, we learn that mem ...
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Abundant Love
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
"You big fat woman get your fat leg off of meYou feel so goodScare the hell out of meYou got a great big legGot a whoppin' thighYou big fat woman get your fat leg off of ...
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Dead Man Eating
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
Has the nation grown to fat to die? According to undertakers, the regular size of a coffin is no good for your average corpse, so they’ve been forced to build new supers ...
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Slim Chance
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Women's Health
An embarrassed Oprah Winfrey says she's "fallen off the wagon" of healthy living and is tipping (over) the scales at 200 pounds. She says she's gained 40 pounds sinc ...
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Slim Chance
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
An embarrassed Oprah Winfrey says she's "fallen off the wagon" of healthy living and is tipping (over) the scales at 200 pounds. She says she's gained 40 pounds sinc ...
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The Long Weight
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
How can exercise or working out, or whatever you want to call it, be defined? Fake work. That’s what. A hundred years ago our great grandfathers didn’t need to exe ...
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Up the Wooden Hill
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
So I'm in the YMCA gym waiting for a treadmill to pound out my first hill attempt since I sprained my left ankle. I am wearing my bondage brace just in case ...
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A Trick of the Tail
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
Is Tuesday the worse day of the week? Or is it another day? From my perspective I always feel good on Friday evenings and Saturdays. Sunday isn’t bad although I hated it ...
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Up The Wooden Hill
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
So I’m in the YMCA gym waiting for a treadmill to pound out my first hill attempt since I sprained my left ankle. I am wearing my bondage brace just in case and the frig ...
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Rage Against the Y
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
So I'm not going to bother my ankle today and give it a complete rest as tomorrow I'm going to simulate the bridge run on a treadmill. Nonetheless, I fell well rested and spin ...
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Into the Void
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
Sunday morning a beautiful day for running or getting outside or whatever one likes to do on such days. Me, I’m going for my second run in two days to see the response f ...
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Back at the Coal Face
by
Artful Dodger
Posted in: Blog Posts in Running
So it's been three weeks since I came bounding out for a quick 6-8 miles before dusk only to slide off a tree root partially hidden in the dim light and sprained my ankle. Whe ...
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