by Terry Jones
(Put down anything you're drinking before you start reading, unless you want to be cleaning your monitor. G)
16. LUNCH IS SUPPOSED TO CONSIST OF A LOT OF FOOD AND A LITTLE BEVERAGE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
15. TANTARA PROVIDES A FORUM FOR THE HONING AND MAINTENANCE OF RESPIRATORY SKILLS.
14. HENDERSON/HASSELBACK FORMULA STILL CORNERSTONE OF MODERN RESPIRATORY PRACTICE.
13. IPPB
12. MT. VERNON HOSPITAL UNIVERSALLY CONSIDERED TO BE VALUABLE LEARNING OPPORTUNITY.
11. BLAME IS SPREAD EVENLY AMOUNG NURSING, PHYSICIAN AND RESPIRATORY STAFF.
10. OVERCONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IN LAS VEGAS WILL NOT RESULT IN VOMITING.
9. PHYSICIANS WILL ORDER CHEST COMPRESSIONS TO BE HALTED WITHIN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME AFTER DEATH.
8. HIGHLY SKILLED RT'S ARE RESPECTED BY PHYSICIANS AND STAFF.
7. CRITICAL CARE ALARMS ARE RESPONDED TO IN A QUICK AND EFFICIENT MANNER.
6. MAXIMYST TREATMENTS ARE SOMETIMES GIVEN AT A FLOW RATE OF 6 L/M.
5. NAKED OLD PEOPLE LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO NAKED YOUNG PEOPLE.
4. TOTAL FACE MASKS WILL SEAL AT HIGH PRESSURES IF PROPERLY ADJUSTED.
3. RRT LISCENSURE MEANS POSSIBLE ADOPTION BY ANGELINA JOLIE (OR VIGGO MORTENSON, DEPENDING ON YOUR PERSUASION....G).
2. TUSK MASK UTILIZATION EQUALS INSTANT RESPECT FROM COLLEAGUES.
1. APPLICANTS TO THE RESPIRATORY PROGRAM ARE SOMETIMES REJECTED ON THE BASIS OF CHARACTER.
(Lucky for us, or none of us would have gotten in. G)
by Terry Jones
(Put down anything you're drinking before you start reading, unless you want to be cleaning your monitor. G)
16. LUNCH IS SUPPOSED TO CONSIST OF A LOT OF FOOD AND A LITTLE BEVERAGE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
15. TANTARA PROVIDES A FORUM FOR THE HONING AND MAINTENANCE OF RESPIRATORY SKILLS.
14. HENDERSON/HASSELBACK FORMULA STILL CORNERSTONE OF MODERN RESPIRATORY PRACTICE.
13. IPPB
12. MT. VERNON HOSPITAL UNIVERSALLY CONSIDERED TO BE VALUABLE LEARNING OPPORTUNITY.
11. BLAME IS SPREAD EVENLY AMOUNG NURSING, PHYSICIAN AND RESPIRATORY STAFF.
10. OVERCONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IN LAS VEGAS WILL NOT RESULT IN VOMITING.
9. PHYSICIANS WILL ORDER CHEST COMPRESSIONS TO BE HALTED WITHIN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME AFTER DEATH.
8. HIGHLY SKILLED RT'S ARE RESPECTED BY PHYSICIANS AND STAFF.
7. CRITICAL CARE ALARMS ARE RESPONDED TO IN A QUICK AND EFFICIENT MANNER.
6. MAXIMYST TREATMENTS ARE SOMETIMES GIVEN AT A FLOW RATE OF 6 L/M.
5. NAKED OLD PEOPLE LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO NAKED YOUNG PEOPLE.
4. TOTAL FACE MASKS WILL SEAL AT HIGH PRESSURES IF PROPERLY ADJUSTED.
3. RRT LISCENSURE MEANS POSSIBLE ADOPTION BY ANGELINA JOLIE (OR VIGGO MORTENSON, DEPENDING ON YOUR PERSUASION....G).
2. TUSK MASK UTILIZATION EQUALS INSTANT RESPECT FROM COLLEAGUES.
1. APPLICANTS TO THE RESPIRATORY PROGRAM ARE SOMETIMES REJECTED ON THE BASIS OF CHARACTER.
(Lucky for us, or none of us would have gotten in. G)
