Dearest K and S,
For your info, 28 is old when you havent yet turned 28. Especially when I consider my mother had two kids at that age, had been married for 8 years, my sister was married at this age, and I have a missing workers comp check and two fat pugs to look after, and my romantic prospects consist of the brown bag beer swilling old men who sit on their stoops.
Oh wait. I said I would say nasty things about you now. Um.....MICE AND BANANAS!!! Ok, I cant bring myself to say nasty things about you, but i can TO you. And in case D and C decide to chime in...FISH AND RHUBARB!!!
Dearest K and S,
For your info, 28 is old when you havent yet turned 28. Especially when I consider my mother had two kids at that age, had been married for 8 years, my sister was married at this age, and I have a missing workers comp check and two fat pugs to look after, and my romantic prospects consist of the brown bag beer swilling old men who sit on their stoops.
Oh wait. I said I would say nasty things about you now. Um.....MICE AND BANANAS!!! Ok, I cant bring myself to say nasty things about you, but i can TO you. And in case D and C decide to chime in...FISH AND RHUBARB!!!