Laziness

I don't quite understand why the less I have to do, the less I actually do.
I've been out of work because of my lovely muscle tear since last Tuesday. I am slowly dissolving into a puddle of pug hair covered, faux refreshingly scented goo.

HAVE DONE: bought new denim jacket and lilac boots
HAVE NOT DONE: Put away clean laundry
HAVE DONE: Watch endless hours of telly
HAVE NOT DONE: Opened the netflix envelopes to watch the DVD's that have been sitting on my desk for over a month
HAVE DONE: Refolded the pugs woobie, in bad need of a cleaning
HAVE NOT DONE: Washed woobie
HAVE DONE: brushed teeth twice a day
HAVE NOT DONE: flossed
HAVE DONE: occasionally shower
HAVE NOT DONE: De-fuzzed legs in several weeks. I mean, the only person that sees them is the Teutonic Terror, and he probably likes it, right?
HAVE DONE: Sprayed Febreeze on everything
HAVE NOT DONE: vacuumed in two weeks or swept the floor
HAVE DONE: purchased Kleenex Cottonelle Ripple TP. Which I don't like
HAVE NOT DONE: Purchased Charmin triple rolls, 'cause the shelf it was on would have made me have to stretch