Kerri is paying a great "Top Five" game on her site Six Until Me. So I totally sponged and decided to put my own personal spin on something similar. People, get your thinking caps on and join in the fun!
Without further ado..........
(drumroll please, or hell just throw some money)
Top Ten Alternate Uses for an Insulin Pump
10. Exercised too much last night; sore muscles? Set the alarm on vibrate and press to offending area for instant relief!
9. Combination clip and underwear holder-upper.
8. Bad-date deterrent. Don’t like the guy across the table? Whip it out, play with the buttons, set alarms off, show him your infusion site. Tell him it makes sex interesting but it really wasn't your fault the last little soldier got choked!!
7. The tubing is much better for recreational chewing then say straws, pens or hoodie strings.
6. See #10, but place in pocket ;) (is that a pump in your pocket, or are you GLAD to see me??)
5. Not only do you have a super padded bra – on one side anyway - but you also have a high-tech bra that vibrates and or beeps!! (may also apply to #8)
4. One minute it is an expensive medical device...next it’s a cheap paperweight!
3. Two words: Nunchuck Pump (hiiiiiiii-YA!)
2. The newest style in watches. (c’mon, admit it; you wear a watch but you still reach for your pump when someone asks for the time!)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand………….
1. In a pinch, the tubing works great to cut off the air supply of anyone who asks you “should you really be eating that?!”
Kerri is paying a great "Top Five" game on her site Six Until Me. So I totally sponged and decided to put my own personal spin on something similar. People, get your thinking caps on and join in the fun!
Without further ado..........
(drumroll please, or hell just throw some money)
Top Ten Alternate Uses for an Insulin Pump
10. Exercised too much last night; sore muscles? Set the alarm on vibrate and press to offending area for instant relief!
9. Combination clip and underwear holder-upper.
8. Bad-date deterrent. Don’t like the guy across the table? Whip it out, play with the buttons, set alarms off, show him your infusion site. Tell him it makes sex interesting but it really wasn't your fault the last little soldier got choked!!
7. The tubing is much better for recreational chewing then say straws, pens or hoodie strings.
6. See #10, but place in pocket ;) (is that a pump in your pocket, or are you GLAD to see me??)
5. Not only do you have a super padded bra – on one side anyway - but you also have a high-tech bra that vibrates and or beeps!! (may also apply to #8)
4. One minute it is an expensive medical device...next it’s a cheap paperweight!
3. Two words: Nunchuck Pump (hiiiiiiii-YA!)
2. The newest style in watches. (c’mon, admit it; you wear a watch but you still reach for your pump when someone asks for the time!)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand………….
1. In a pinch, the tubing works great to cut off the air supply of anyone who asks you “should you really be eating that?!”