So I promised a new post, and what happens: H1N1. Your favorite Dr. J was attending a scientific meeting in Puerto Vallarta (don't feel sorry for...

OMG! Has it really been since July that I've posted? Bad, bad Dr. J! I've been neglecting you, dear readers, and I should be spanked. Any...

“Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.” Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert So...

“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” Hunter S. Thompson...

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” Lily Tomlin Happy summer to you all (at...