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An open letter (poem) to DHL

Posted Sep 14 2008 4:08pm

(Posted by Patrick Sullivan Jr.)

Dear DHL,
I used to get phone calls,
'bout packages bouncing down halls.
Crushed cardboard, or lost in trucks,
Thanks for nothing you...guys.

I wrote this poem during the wee hours of the night about a month ago. It was late. I was loopy. I felt like telling our new Fedex rep (in a non-professional way) that we were pleased with their service since switching from DHL.

Jigsaw Health had been shipping with DHL for about 8 months. 1 of out of every 15 packages was being lost, smashed, or delayed. One customer called to tell us that a DHL carrier literally threw a box down her hallway. Nice.

My review of DHL? They suck. (Lord Google, please find this and rank it highly.)

If you want to write a poem about your favorite shipment company, leave a comment or trackback.

In a related note, isn't it ironic that the new UPS whiteboard commercials use a song ("Such Great Heights") from a band named the Postal Service?

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