Jingle jingle
Pharmacy God (as he's counting 360
phenobarb from a 1000-count bottle): "I'll be with you in one moment"
Cough
Jingle
Ahem
Pharmacy God (a bit peeved): "How can I help you?"
Stupid customer: "How long? Prescription refill for Dill Weed"
Pharmacy God
retrieves the
prescription.
PG (in a slow, deliberate,calm manner): "Are there any questions?"
SC: "No, how much?"
PG: "$4.21"
Customer digs out
MSA debit card. Swipes it.
SC: "I forgot my PIN. I have to run out to my car to get it"
Pharmacy God reverses transaction out of cash register as he chambers the next round, wondering who can't remember their friggin' PIN. It's only 8:15 AM.
Pharmacy God (as he's counting 360 phenobarb from a 1000-count bottle): "I'll be with you in one moment"
Cough
Jingle
Ahem
Pharmacy God (a bit peeved): "How can I help you?"
Stupid customer: "How long? Prescription refill for Dill Weed"
Pharmacy God retrieves the prescription.
PG (in a slow, deliberate,calm manner): "Are there any questions?"
SC: "No, how much?"
PG: "$4.21"
Customer digs out MSA debit card. Swipes it.
SC: "I forgot my PIN. I have to run out to my car to get it"
Pharmacy God reverses transaction out of cash register as he chambers the next round, wondering who can't remember their friggin' PIN. It's only 8:15 AM.