Dear Car Driver.................... Please check your mirrors occasionally, as I have been following you for the last 2 miles with 'blues and twos' ringing out.............I'm sure you have wondered several times "wheres that flashing light coming from?" and " Why do people keep pulling onto the pavement and stopping infront of me?" and "What on earth is that on sound coming out of the radio?"..................... Look in your mirror!!!!! ITS ME!!!!!!!
Dear Learner Driver..........
............I apologise for scaring the crap out of you when I seem to appear out of nowhere while you've been concentrating on not crashing or stalling.........I remember what it was like when I first learnt and was suddenly faced with a fire engine! You are the people I will not get annoyed with for doing something daft when faced with the big white flashing van behind you.
Dear Lorry Driver...............
...................Thank you for stopping to give me room to pass, even if the other driver is creating a rolling road block! Cheers for giving the other idiot drivers interesting jestures and evil looks!
Dear Taxi driver.............
................. Trust me! It will take me 5 seconds pass the junction you want to pull out of.........please wait............or if you really are in that much of a hurry please don't drive for 3 miles trying to match my speed before getting out the way.
Dear Pedestrian.........
..........JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
.............. Please check your mirrors occasionally, as I have been following you for the last 2 miles with 'blues and twos' ringing out.............I'm sure you have wondered several times "wheres that flashing light coming from?" and " Why do people keep pulling onto the pavement and stopping infront of me?" and "What on earth is that on sound coming out of the radio?"..................... Look in your mirror!!!!! ITS ME!!!!!!!
Dear Learner Driver..........
............I apologise for scaring the crap out of you when I seem to appear out of nowhere while you've been concentrating on not crashing or stalling.........I remember what it was like when I first learnt and was suddenly faced with a fire engine! You are the people I will not get annoyed with for doing something daft when faced with the big white flashing van behind you.
Dear Lorry Driver...............
...................Thank you for stopping to give me room to pass, even if the other driver is creating a rolling road block! Cheers for giving the other idiot drivers interesting jestures and evil looks!
Dear Taxi driver.............
................. Trust me! It will take me 5 seconds pass the junction you want to pull out of.........please wait............or if you really are in that much of a hurry please don't drive for 3 miles trying to match my speed before getting out the way.
Dear Pedestrian.........
..........JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!