Today I added a page on my website (www.menopauseinfo.org/menopause-laughs.html), just for LAUGHS! Because if you can't laugh every day, what good is it all?
Enjoy these quotes from great ladies
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened? -Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Ronda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt
Enjoy these quotes from great ladies
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened? -Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Ronda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt