Mental Health Humor : Mid-Night Insanity : It’s Sad When A Sexy Man Stumbles!
So Friday I took my four kids out to give the wife a break. So down the road a bit is a walking park next to a boat ramp in to brackish water. Today was an unusual low tide. Normally you can walk right up to the edge of the water on the concrete boat ramp with out a problem. Now, as usual the kids run up to the water with Daddy right there with them and we toss rocks into the water. Well, today the water was so low you can see the thick green algae at the water’s edge and about a foot or so out.
Now, to any parent with young kids you should be able to understand what happens next… I tell my 7 year old not to go near the edge of the water. So what does she do? Yep, because in her words, I just have to throw this in the water… NO! don’t…. too late, she slips on the green, mucky, slim algae and is now sitting on her butt… She is safe, the water is not deep but she is slipping in… I tell my 9 year old son to pull her out while I put the 3 and 5 years old to the side to be safe. No sooner did I tell him not to step on the green slime then kaboom, now he slips and starts to slide in the water… NOW it is important to point out again, it is low tide and we are at the very bottom of the cement boat ramp… 4 feet down and and you can stand up in 3 feet of water… but now my 7 year old has a panicked look on her face and my son needs a hand too. So, I walk over and pull my son out who was just sitting in the green muck. I go to my girl and then she starts to slip faster so I leap in and like the Daddy hero I am, I jump in to get her to safety…
Then I take one step and this 345 pound Dad slips and falls right on his knees… but that’s not the worse of it… now this big, sexy man is sliding on the concrete backward on just my knees…. I’m covered with the green slimy gunk and my knees are all cut up… I crawl out… We got back to the van and I do a little clean up of my cuts… with bleach… Ouch!
Now with three of us covered in mud and slime and soaked to the bone, we head off to do some food shopping… Come on, I’m a Dad, what did you think? I was going to go home and get every one changed or something?
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Mental Health Advocate - Cartoonist - and a few other things!
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Mental Health Humor : Mid-Night Insanity : It’s Sad When A Sexy Man Stumbles!
So Friday I took my four kids out to give the wife a break. So down the road a bit is a walking park next to a boat ramp in to brackish water. Today was an unusual low tide. Normally you can walk right up to the edge of the water on the concrete boat ramp with out a problem. Now, as usual the kids run up to the water with Daddy right there with them and we toss rocks into the water. Well, today the water was so low you can see the thick green algae at the water’s edge and about a foot or so out.
Now, to any parent with young kids you should be able to understand what happens next… I tell my 7 year old not to go near the edge of the water. So what does she do? Yep, because in her words, I just have to throw this in the water… NO! don’t…. too late, she slips on the green, mucky, slim algae and is now sitting on her butt… She is safe, the water is not deep but she is slipping in… I tell my 9 year old son to pull her out while I put the 3 and 5 years old to the side to be safe. No sooner did I tell him not to step on the green slime then kaboom, now he slips and starts to slide in the water… NOW it is important to point out again, it is low tide and we are at the very bottom of the cement boat ramp… 4 feet down and and you can stand up in 3 feet of water… but now my 7 year old has a panicked look on her face and my son needs a hand too. So, I walk over and pull my son out who was just sitting in the green muck. I go to my girl and then she starts to slip faster so I leap in and like the Daddy hero I am, I jump in to get her to safety…
Then I take one step and this 345 pound Dad slips and falls right on his knees… but that’s not the worse of it… now this big, sexy man is sliding on the concrete backward on just my knees…. I’m covered with the green slimy gunk and my knees are all cut up… I crawl out… We got back to the van and I do a little clean up of my cuts… with bleach… Ouch!
Now with three of us covered in mud and slime and soaked to the bone, we head off to do some food shopping… Come on, I’m a Dad, what did you think? I was going to go home and get every one changed or something?
Thanks for dropping by:
Chato B. Stewart
Mental Health Advocate - Cartoonist - and a few other things!
http://www.mentalhealthhumor.com
“Using Humor to Heal and Educate with badly drawn cartoons.”
——-*-*-*-*-*-*-*–*-
Subscribe to Mental Health Humor by Email or RSS FEED
How To Support Us: Visiting The site Daily and Telling your Friends and Family about Us. Here is my MS Word Document Flyer
for our blog. Please down load it, print it, and pass it out.
Who is this big, sexy man? Look at my mug shot.
Hey are you my friend on MySpace YET?
Stay up-to-date with the new cartoons and other fun stuff with my RSS feed.http://mentalhealthhumor.com/MHHf.doc The file is Word Doc 3mg