2006. The Sequel

Since yesterday I had to cut my list short of things I will not tolerate in 2006 by crying babies, here is the rest of my list:

1. crying babies
2. Star Wars. Enough already. This needs to be dunzo. Dun-zo.
3. the word dunzo
4. my thighs
5. myspace pages
6. Paris Hilton
7. A new ipod debuting every 38 days
8. anyone I know dying
9. the Sopranos still not on tv
10. Jessica Simpson's new lips