I never thought my life would be like this when I pictured it as a child.
As a child I though as an adult I would be rich, drinking kaluha & milk every day all day, wearing fabu clothes, picking out all my lavatory needs through a interior designer, eating shrimp cocktail for all meals and turning down offers for magazine covers because I was much too famous to be bothered.
I am currently still in my pajamas, debating eating cold spaghetti for breakfast, researching toilets online.
Not good.
If you are wondering about toilets, I will save you some time, Toto all the way. They have a SEAT THAT CLEANS YOUR DIRTY ASS, THEN DRIES IT. If you are going to be spending your time on there, you can turn on the heated seats. Yes, heated seats are not just for automobiles anymore.
Consider yourself in the know.
As a child I though as an adult I would be rich, drinking kaluha & milk every day all day, wearing fabu clothes, picking out all my lavatory needs through a interior designer, eating shrimp cocktail for all meals and turning down offers for magazine covers because I was much too famous to be bothered.
I am currently still in my pajamas, debating eating cold spaghetti for breakfast, researching toilets online.
Not good.
If you are wondering about toilets, I will save you some time, Toto all the way. They have a SEAT THAT CLEANS YOUR DIRTY ASS, THEN DRIES IT. If you are going to be spending your time on there, you can turn on the heated seats. Yes, heated seats are not just for automobiles anymore.
Consider yourself in the know.