Okay, this is funny! Go to "Google" and search for "your first name needs" (i.e., I typed in "Kelly needs"). This is what "google" says I need - (followed by my comments in parenthesis):
- Kelly needs her brother backstage.
- Kelly needs patience right now.
- Kelly needs a quivering antenna. (A what????)
Kelly needs a fresh start - she needs to reinvent herself. (That takes way too much time!)
Kelly needs a strong finish to make the Ryder Cup Team. (Did you guys know that I am training for this between the hours of 2:00 am - 3:00 am?)
Kelly needs to get it together and take control of her own destiny. (Think I will leave that up to God - he knows what I need better than I do!)
Kelly needs to find out what start up programs are running on the server. (Uh, I think Andy or Lance can handle this for me....)
- Kelly needs to hire herself a stylist ASAP. (Ok, this one I agree with.....)
- Kelly needs a twinkie! (And this one.....LOVE TWINKIES!)
Kelly needs to get up in the morning. (Maybe a little quicker than usual....)
- Kelly needs to lighten up. (I am not that high strung, am I?)
Kelly needs to support of every citizen in Ohio who can relate to this issue. (What issue? And I live in Texas.....)
Kelly needs to learn how to be a diva. (Nancy....looks like a trip to the Nord is in order!)
Kelly needs to put the "sammich" down and step away from the table. (A girl needs her nutritional needs met, right?)
Kelly needs to lose some weight and pull herself together or her career will be over. (Considering that I work for a chef......that is a little scary.....but, I do need to lose a little weight!)
