MEMORANDUM

TO: My four readers
FIRM: http://www.onecrazychick.com/
FROM: One Crazy Chick
SUBJ: While I was Out
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While I was out I...

• Got a ticket for failing to comply with a posted sign. I am such a rebel. Yes, one who now owes the state $125.
• Managed to lose my job entirely
• Cleaned the house
• Wore my last pair of clean underwear
• Polished the pole
• Spotted Koko abusing more stuffed animals
• Studied for a Random Drug Test
• Refereed a fight between Insane Mama and Tent Camper
• Ordered Business cards, after all, I'll be a full time blogger at the end of the month
• Wore my helmet
• Ignored my Reader
• Offended some people
• Did some laundry...A girl needs clean undies
• Went to bed before Midnight
• Showed up late to the job I no longer have
• Made homemade pizza
• Failed to participate in FFF
• Slept in past 8 a.m. for the first time in 4 years

I apologize for my absence but reserve the right to take such absences at ANY time. Thank you for continuing to visit.