Being an expectant mother can be nerve wrecking, but also full of excitement and joy. Most experienced mothers give their little tidbits on what to expect when your child arrives and Caron Guillo is one of those mother’s. Her son and wife are expecting their first child and she wrote a humorous article on welcoming her daughter-in-law and all expectant mothers into the “the New Normal.” Some of her humorous tidbits include:
1. Exercise means pushing a stroller to the park is & dieting is accomplished by sharing bites of everything you eat.
2. You will remember how good grilled cheese sandwiches can be.
3. You will calmly wipe spit up off your shoulder, simply hoping it won’t leave a stain. The fact that you touched someone else’s bodily waste won’t disturb you.
4. You will feel comfortable exchanging graphic childbirth and breastfeeding stories with virtual strangers.
For more humorous tidbits from mother, Caron Guillo, check out her article and tune into New Christian Voices. New Christian Voices is a website where Caron, along with others, offer their humorous thoughts on the latest politics and events! Whether you are bored at work or just have nothing to do, this website will provide you with laughter and joy, that you will not regret!

Being an expectant mother can be nerve wrecking, but also full of excitement and joy. Most experienced mothers give their little tidbits on what to expect when your child arrives and Caron Guillo is one of those mother’s. Her son and wife are expecting their first child and she wrote a humorous article on welcoming her daughter-in-law and all expectant mothers into the “the New Normal.” Some of her humorous tidbits include:
1. Exercise means pushing a stroller to the park is & dieting is accomplished by sharing bites of everything you eat.
2. You will remember how good grilled cheese sandwiches can be.
3. You will calmly wipe spit up off your shoulder, simply hoping it won’t leave a stain. The fact that you touched someone else’s bodily waste won’t disturb you.
4. You will feel comfortable exchanging graphic childbirth and breastfeeding stories with virtual strangers.
For more humorous tidbits from mother, Caron Guillo, check out her article and tune into New Christian Voices. New Christian Voices is a website where Caron, along with others, offer their humorous thoughts on the latest politics and events! Whether you are bored at work or just have nothing to do, this website will provide you with laughter and joy, that you will not regret!