- Oh! You mean you actually wanted us to read the story?
- Can I get a progress report to take to my probation officer?
- I didn't bite her, she bit herself! Okay, I bit her, but she shouldn'ta put her hand in my face.
- written in a student's essay: The reason why I love my friends is because they support me for who I am. They do not care that I am biosexual [sic] and love me just for me.
- Seriously! That cheeseburger just flew out of my hand.
- Mrs. B, I'm going to be absent tomorrow because I have to have an autopsy to figure out what's wrong with my stomach.
- Tomorrow we don't have school because it's veterinarian's day, right? I don't get what's so special about veterinarians that we get a whole day off for it, but whatever. At least we don't have school tomorrow.
It's only Monday, people. And you wonder why I'm the Terminator?
It's only Monday, people. And you wonder why I'm the Terminator?