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Yo yo bitches!!
So, the masses have spoken.... and here I am typing a mini report!!! I kick ass. Alright, so my unofficial time was like 1:49:55 ish... Which officially mEANS I KICK ass!!~! woopwoop. So here I am drunk typing at Vandy Montana's to tell you tat I am a kick ass runner... I am did wellltday and I am drunk becausae that what you bitches want. and now here is vandymontana to give his interpretation of today. Thanks Amy for giving me that warm introduction. For all the masses, I would like to say that I corrected at least 8 grammatical mistakes Amy made. She's a little under the weather. I am proud to say to say that my running partner shattered...I mean SHATTERED her PR. I would like to take all of the credit, but I can't. She ran the race. But....I ALSO PR'ed!!!! I ran the half in 1:40:40!!! I had a great time!!! I ran about as well as I can, but I left something on the course. I can't wait for the Tom King in a month...I guess a 1:37:00... Boo ya.. Here is Amy for a rebuttal. Rigght.... yeah he did do freaking awesome. I mean,. 1;40. WTF he was like all relaxes and chillendwhnen I finished.. But, I did buy us 2 irish car bombs... so, right noiw... I should probably be getting drunker, sinced I did kick my previous half marathon time ASS. I am aweoms. woo hooo. rea - non drunken race report onmonday or tuedsaday I ppromiswe. Woo hooo, awesoem. I have no idea what what amy was talking about. She is yelling at me about the spelling of protocal. I really have no idea of the spelling of that word, but she's in the corner drinking a white blend from my cellar. She seems happy. She's also happy watching SNL. I don't know if she will appreciate this post, but eh, WTF. For all of those who voted the right way...she will give you a gift. I have no idea what that will be, but a gift. Peace out. Vandy-Montana... Oh, Amy is passed out on my couch... |
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