Hi guys. My name is Lauren Conrad, and I am like a superstar on the amazingly super show The Hills. I just wanted to like stop by because I heard that my biggest fan Tony has been having like a super hard time!
Like, apparently, and this is what Heidi told me, like, Tony hasn't been losing any weight for more than a month now! I feel so bad for him because I know how it is to not look fabulous in a nice summer outfit. I wish I could like make him feel better, but I don't know what to say to him without hurting his feelings. I hope our friendship stays strong through all of this...
Oh, and Adrina, she told me that Tony played tennis for like four hours yesterday, and then he like weighed himself today and he like gained weight. I bet Spencer snuck some butter into his skinless chicken breast or something. He is such a jerk!
I heard that Whitney was trying to lose weight because she kind of is fatter than like the rest of us, so like Tony should get together with her and workout. Too bad she lives in NYC and Tony lives in Minneapolis. Is that place like close to Chicago? Whatever.
Guys, Tony needs your help to get through this. We need to give him all our love and friendship hugs. He, like, totally needs it right now. Thank you!
(P.S Kristen is such a bitch!)
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Hi guys. My name is Lauren Conrad, and I am like a superstar on the amazingly super show The Hills. I just wanted to like stop by because I heard that my biggest fan Tony has been having like a super hard time!
Like, apparently, and this is what Heidi told me, like, Tony hasn't been losing any weight for more than a month now! I feel so bad for him because I know how it is to not look fabulous in a nice summer outfit. I wish I could like make him feel better, but I don't know what to say to him without hurting his feelings. I hope our friendship stays strong through all of this...
Oh, and Adrina, she told me that Tony played tennis for like four hours yesterday, and then he like weighed himself today and he like gained weight. I bet Spencer snuck some butter into his skinless chicken breast or something. He is such a jerk!
I heard that Whitney was trying to lose weight because she kind of is fatter than like the rest of us, so like Tony should get together with her and workout. Too bad she lives in NYC and Tony lives in Minneapolis. Is that place like close to Chicago? Whatever.
Guys, Tony needs your help to get through this. We need to give him all our love and friendship hugs. He, like, totally needs it right now. Thank you!
(P.S Kristen is such a bitch!)
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Now playing: Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You
via FoxyTunes