I’m taking a little time off this week to recover from surgery. While I’m away, some of my fellow bloggers are helping me keep things going over here. (Thank you!)
Today’s post comes from the wacky Josie at Yum Yucky. Her blog is a must read for some good info about popular foods and how they rate… and it’s always a good laugh.
It’s all the rage in Europe and beginning to pick up steam in the States. Shademaker 3000, a new high-tech innovation from FatSo Inc., provides a multi-faceted function as three glasses in one.
1. Enhance your style (Sexy Glasses).
2. Guard against UV rays (Sunglasses).
3. Blind yourself from fattening foods in the grocery aisle (Grocery Glasses).
Shademaker 3000’s patented design works by scanning the calorie and fat content in packaged foods as you stroll the grocery aisles. The lenses receive a signal to “shade out” visibility of fattening products, thus preventing purchase, consumption, and weight gain by the wearer.
Arm yourself with a pair of Shademaker 3000’s and never go fatty again.
Here’s How to Order
* Send $1,995 (cash only) to FatSo Inc.
* Allow 4-6 years for shipment.
* FatSo Inc. is not responsible for shipments lost in transit.
* No refunds or exchanges allowed.
* Limited time offer. Act now!
Shademaker 3000 is fully endorsed by Josie at Yum Yucky, the author of this (fake) advertisement, so shop with confidence. You have nothing to lose but the fat…and the shirt off your back.
[Photo credit: theotherway ]
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I’m taking a little time off this week to recover from surgery. While I’m away, some of my fellow bloggers are helping me keep things going over here. (Thank you!)
Today’s post comes from the wacky Josie at Yum Yucky. Her blog is a must read for some good info about popular foods and how they rate… and it’s always a good laugh.
It’s all the rage in Europe and beginning to pick up steam in the States. Shademaker 3000, a new high-tech innovation from FatSo Inc., provides a multi-faceted function as three glasses in one.
1. Enhance your style (Sexy Glasses).
2. Guard against UV rays (Sunglasses).
3. Blind yourself from fattening foods in the grocery aisle (Grocery Glasses).
Shademaker 3000’s patented design works by scanning the calorie and fat content in packaged foods as you stroll the grocery aisles. The lenses receive a signal to “shade out” visibility of fattening products, thus preventing purchase, consumption, and weight gain by the wearer.
Arm yourself with a pair of Shademaker 3000’s and never go fatty again.
Here’s How to Order
* Send $1,995 (cash only) to FatSo Inc.
* Allow 4-6 years for shipment.
* FatSo Inc. is not responsible for shipments lost in transit.
* No refunds or exchanges allowed.
* Limited time offer. Act now!
Shademaker 3000 is fully endorsed by Josie at Yum Yucky, the author of this (fake) advertisement, so shop with confidence. You have nothing to lose but the fat…and the shirt off your back.
[Photo credit: theotherway ]
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