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Posted Oct 23 2008 9:42pm

Why do we need a winter school vacation?  Why can't we just have more hot fun in the summertime?  I Hate This Week.   The kids are going stir crazy.  They've been in the house for an entire day morning till night - I don't think we've had that happen since, well, last winter vacation?

I promised them a trip out to the playground today.  I got motivated enough to get out - and - my headache came back full-strength.  Then, it rained.

I'm full of phlegm wads and my head feels like it's stuffed with bricks.  This kind of cough lasts weeks with me, as it always turns into a bronchial infection.

Also:

I've locked the cat out of the house.  Please don't let me lock the kids out there too.  So help me if one of them pees on a wall, I will.  Anybody need a black cat?  He's all yours.  I've had it.  He cannot come back in this house.  I've been on my hands and knees sniffing out piss half of the day - and I've decided it's not pee on the floor, it's pee on the wall.  He's marking.  He won't stop until he's fixed.  Therefore - he's outside.  Neighborhood cats are pissing on my doors to outsmell my cat.  It's a cat piss heaven.  It's my fault letting him go so long without being fixed - but I can't allow him to pee in the house again.  I can't take it.  I'm gagging and retching and he can't pee here!  Please, if you're a kind soul and want The Nicest Cat On The Planet, I'll Fed Ex him to you?!  He's the best cat we've ever had, but I cannot take the pee.  I'm gagging still, and this is just like a few random sprays.  If it got worse, he'd be Kitty Jerky.  TAKE MY CAT.  TAKE HIM.  PLEASE.

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